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How Long Would It Take A Great White Shark To Digest A Teenage Boy Who Was Surfing
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The Name     Reply with quote
A SURFER THAT GETS EATEN BY A SHARK AND HIS WETSUIT PLUS HIM GETS DIGESTED HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE THE SHARK TO DIGEST HIM AND POOP HIM OUT IN ITS CRAP?
hehe     Reply with quote
Hard to say. Sharks usually do not digest entire bodies.

Once they take a bite, realize you're no seal, and get punched in the nose and poked in the eyes by you, they generally let go.
Dudley     Reply with quote
y would u want to know something like that
Couture     Reply with quote
haha.no worries mate.just knock em on the nose and youll stunn em..then paddle for your life! but if you happen to get caught.youll come out the other side in a couple days in tiny pieces.
Coach     Reply with quote
The sharks' digestion is too slow to cope with the human body is high ratio of bone to muscle and fat. The shark will generally leave once it realizes it has made a mistake. If swallowed, the remains are more likely to be regurrgitated that excreted.
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